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doobie dial

When one smokes weed and makes erratic and irrational phone calls.

See also "drunk dial" or "dd"
" I was a victim of Paul's* doobie dialing last night," senior Kelly said.

* Names have been changed to protect the source's anonymity
by Daddy-D May 7, 2008
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Fair doobies

" I just dumped my girfriend"
" DUDE!"
" But she was a bitch"
" Oh, fair doobies"
by stripez March 30, 2010
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Food Doobie

I was hungry and depressed, so I went and grabbed a food doobie. Turned the whole day around.
by Paul Keithson August 23, 2012
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Hooba Dooba

A commonly unused name for Jail
"AYO MARK, I JUST ESCAPED FROM TH' OL' HOOBA DOOBA!"
by firechild555 September 8, 2022
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out of the doobies

a phrase that means the person in question is in trouble. Like being kicked out of the Doobie Brothers
Ted spilled mayonaise everywhere, he is so out of the doobies
by Sorbittle January 12, 2009
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doorbitch

To make sure the people who would go to Wasteland parties would stick to the dresscode, which is supposed to be kinky and sexual, the organisation hired women who would stand at the door and tell people whether they could come in or not.

Normally this is a bouncers job, but since they're always mentally challenged and can't handle instructions that require a sound fashion judgement, the doorbitch was created.

Since these women quickly became notorious for verbal abuse and fucking up your night out in general, the term 'doorbitch' came into life.

However, other, less kinky organisations have started using them as well; Now&Wow has a couple of doorbitches, and Jimmy Woo of Supperclub both have transexual/crossdressing doorbitches.

Over the years the doorbitch has become an excellent idiot-avoidance tactic in nightlife, and although she makes a sellected (small) crowd miserable, te majority of normal clubbers enjoy a better atmosphere thanks to her careful selection of customers at the door.
"Dude, can't believe you got in!!!"

"Yeah, but only after the doorbitch told me to take of my Arsenal shirt and dance on it... what an absolute BITCH!!!"
by Cochese December 19, 2004
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kentucky doorbell

To drive up to someone's house or apartment and proceed to honk the horn until they come out, rather than going to all the trouble of exiting the vehicle and going to the door.
Cletus across the street had a friend that would ring the Kentucky doorbell each morning at 5:00 am. I say "had" because me and my tire iron had a little chat with him.
by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006
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