doomsday party

A party that is held on December 21st, 2012 in honor of the Mayan doomsday myth. You will party like there's no tomorrow.

Jill partied so hard at the doomsday party that she died and her world came to an end

by XullioS June 8, 2009

Doomsday slut

A person that has surpassed all levels of slut, and has achieved the highest degree of gold digging to the point where they might end the world.

"Holy shit! It's the god damn Doomsday slut!"

by Professor Bonquafious July 16, 2022

doomsday clock

The clock that shows how close humanity is to "Midnight", a nuclear holocaust. As of 2002, the clock sits at 7 minutes to midnight.

In 1984, the doomsday clock was at 3 minutes to midnight.

by Gann June 3, 2006

Doomsday Channel

alias for The History Channel, formerly known as The Hitler Channel. THC earned this moniker after presenting several programs depicting how the world will end. Recent programs include the prophecies of Nostradamus, the Mayan prophecies, biblical prophecies, the destruction of earth by both wordly and extra-terrestrial means, and the aftermath of the disappearance of the human race, which all have the basic underlying theme: we are all going to die... horribly. Keep watching and THC will show you how.

"You have been going to church a lot recently."
"I have been watching the Doomsday Channel. Nostradumus prophesized that the Mayans will send a gamma ray burst to wipe out the infidels at Al Magedo, and then Jesus Christ will battle Obama for our plague-ridden souls before the great alignment of planets causes a massive volcanic eruption in Yellowstone which causes the Hoover Dam to break, thus creatng a 5 mile high tsunami that wipes out all life. Gotta be prepared for that."
"You're an idiot."

by stupid sheep May 2, 2009

Doomsday Defense

The Doomsday Defense was the nickname given to the famous defensive of the American football team the Dallas Cowboys during their late 1960s - 1970s dynasty years. This defense was the backbone of the Cowboys' dynasty, which won two Super Bowls (VI, XII) and played in three more (V, X and XIII).

Often recognized as two different generations of the famed "Doomsday Defense". However, there is no agreed-upon definition of exactly when those defenses existed or who their members were, which is why you may see different listings of players and time periods. The original "Doomsday Defense" can generally be identified as the Cowboys' defenses from 1966 to 1975. "Doomsday II" had its heyday from approximately 1976 to 1982. "Doomsday III" was created in the 2009-10 season.

The first defensive player to win the Super Bowl MVP was linebacker Chuck Howley (V). Later linemen Harvey Martin and Randy White became the first (and only) teammates (co-MVPs) to win the award (XII).

Have you ever heard of the Doomsday Defense?

The Dallas Cowboys appeared In 5 Superbowls with their Doomsday Defense.

by LeBron's Headband January 29, 2010

Doomsday Productions

Doomsday Productions is a Sick rap group. Locc to the brain O.G.s that kill people for fun. Speculated that they are in cripsbut this is not for sure. If they are in crips then there is no point in joining blood because you will be slaughtered Doomsday Style (see lyrics below)

From Doomsday Productions 's song "Black Market":"Well if you see me chewin baby guts locc, would ya choke
or vomit when that teflon pierce that baby's throat?
Peep me eatin dead cott
Ya trip cause eatin dead pussy clit, I'll make ya sick. . . baby barbeque ribs and guts, and uh
Don't let me get to deep fryin baby nuts"

by Coasterama May 30, 2006

doomsday bang

A pact between friends that if they are going to die, they will have sex and die happy and without consequences.

John and Susie agreed that when the nuclear sirens went off, they would die in a doomsday bang.

by Kingslayer69 October 7, 2013