Dookie Squirts

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.

Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!

by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017

Doomer-Zoomer

A Doomer-Zoomer is a younger Doomer, being born around the early and late 2000s. Most likely, Doomer-Zoomers suffer if not identical, similar issues of a Doomer.

Jacob was a nice kid in school and loved to learn, after he got a computer and his girlfriend dumped him, he became a Doomer-Zoomer

by Rcfoolz May 26, 2019

doobie cruise

Driving around in a car while smoking a marijuana cigarette. Usually done in a neighborhood.

Me and JD are about to go for a doobie cruise, you comin with?

by Big Poppy November 5, 2007

doobie dial

When one smokes weed and makes erratic and irrational phone calls.

See also "drunk dial" or "dd"

" I was a victim of Paul's* doobie dialing last night," senior Kelly said.

* Names have been changed to protect the source's anonymity

by Daddy-D May 7, 2008

dookie brown

It is a poo colored Shade of brown

Dookie brown jacket

by CatchRag December 10, 2013

Fair doobies

Meaning " Alright then"

" I just dumped my girfriend"
" DUDE!"
" But she was a bitch"
" Oh, fair doobies"

by stripez March 30, 2010

Food Doobie

A burrito.

I was hungry and depressed, so I went and grabbed a food doobie. Turned the whole day around.

by Paul Keithson August 23, 2012