When you check your Blackberry constantly because you swear the "Notification" light was flashing, only to learn that it wasn't.
Jake: Damn, why are you always checking your Blackberry at work?
Derek: I don't know. Sometimes, I swear the light is flashing. But most times, it is not. I definitely have Blackberry dementia.
Jake: Why don't you just wait and see if the light flashes again?
Derek: Why? Fuck you! That's why.
Derek: I don't know. Sometimes, I swear the light is flashing. But most times, it is not. I definitely have Blackberry dementia.
Jake: Why don't you just wait and see if the light flashes again?
Derek: Why? Fuck you! That's why.
by Still Stan March 9, 2009
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"Dude you know about Doomentio?"
"Isn't that guy who every mexican that i have ever met make memes about?"
"Isn't that guy who every mexican that i have ever met make memes about?"
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Get the Post-Nut Dementia mug.A devastating condition that many elderly people enter. It often results in progressive memory loss and an inability to perform basic tasks.
It is not an illness perse, but rather a series of symptoms that may be associated with many diseases such as Huntington's disease.
People with dementia live in realities of their own.
It is not an illness perse, but rather a series of symptoms that may be associated with many diseases such as Huntington's disease.
People with dementia live in realities of their own.
(At a nursing home, facing person with dementia)
Demented person: Hi, what's your name?
Me: Hi! I'm Ken. What's your name?
Demented person: I'm going to bed!
Me: Huh?
Demented person: Can I kiss you?
Me: :( //backs away nervously
Demented person: Hi, what's your name?
Me: Hi! I'm Ken. What's your name?
Demented person: I'm going to bed!
Me: Huh?
Demented person: Can I kiss you?
Me: :( //backs away nervously
by VolunteerManNurse July 29, 2011
Get the dementia mug.The condition of having such a huge crush on someone that you completely forget how to do the simplest things.
Boy: You know we could have just used a different IM client to keep our private chats seperate from our work chats?
Girl: Jeez, we could have thought of that such a long time ago!
Boy: Don't worry, we have crush dementia, it's understandable.
Girl: Jeez, we could have thought of that such a long time ago!
Boy: Don't worry, we have crush dementia, it's understandable.
by PiMPeRJ November 4, 2008
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Brandon: dude, i don't even remember ever being here!
Tommy: bro! its the boondocks dimentia! you need to get out more often!
Tommy: bro! its the boondocks dimentia! you need to get out more often!
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