Donkey Dick

A large and powerful cigar such as a Montecristo 'A' or a Sancho Panza Sancho.

"Honey, you don't mind if I fire up this donkey dick, do ya?"

by Paytheline December 27, 2008

floppy donkey dick

A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!

"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

by rudebwoy April 25, 2006

donkey dick sandwich

A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.

Jim Bob made a donkey dick sandwich for lunch.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

donkey dick

a term used to describe the sexual organs of an impressive male.

also, a sourthern english dialect for the common household carrot .

wow, he really is a donkey dick!

and

cor, no wonder this soup tastes so good, its full of donkey dick!

by andyt December 28, 2005

Donkey Dick

snowboarders term refering to a small (usually about a foot long) horizontal part at the end of a sloped handrail

"imma have a hard time hitting this rail cuz im a noob and it has a donkey dick

by DallasRaines January 13, 2009

dinky dick

Having a penis smaller than your little finger.

Did you see the size of dinky dick's penis, I didn't it was too small...

by Runty face June 18, 2014