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donkeyseller

anyone who has the name "donkeyseller" is automatically superior, better from others,good at life,knows about everything,and is NEVER wrong, oh and a side note THEY DON'T SELL DONKEYS SO STOP ASKING.
he is like an "donkeyseller" but less superior
by whahhahahaha January 11, 2022
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donkeyschlong

Male gentlemen walking around with a large package in there pants, otherwise referred to as a guy with a third leg. The reference of donkey being of(Kong)decendent and retaining the physical resemblance of a donkey sized cock
Wow that guy must be carrying a donkeyschlong in his pants.
by Peter dieter February 20, 2019
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Donkeybomb

To fail. Usually in result to a poorly thought out plan. Can be used in conjunction with "dropped".
"Tim dropped a Donkeybomb in that meeting."

"I Donkeybombed the technical test."
by Tyler Frans May 6, 2008
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Donkeyesque

When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.
Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.
by jdjx56 July 23, 2010
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Nodding Donkeys

Nodding Donkeys - A disapprobation applied to the 'Yes-persons' surrounding a totalitarian leader.

Etymology of the phrase - Although it is commonly believed that the phrase evolved as a critical reference to members of the Democratic Party (given that the Donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party), and more particularly to the members of President Obama's administration, that is not so. In point of fact, the phrase was coined by Albert Speer, the Minister of Armaments and War Production for the Third Reich. Speer was Adolf Hitler's chief architect before assuming ministerial office. Speer was contemptuous of those who surrounded Hitler (Goebbels, von Ribbentrop, Himmler, et al) because of their servile obsequiousness, and referred to them as 'Nodding Donkeys'.

Some have protested that usage of the phrase in reference to members of the Obama administration and Democratic Party confirms Godwin's Law. However, there seems to be no marked contrast between the fellow-traveling sycophancy of members Democratic Party and the Obama administration, and that demonstrated by Hitler's underlings. The Donkey symbol of the Democratic Party only serves to lend irony to the usage.
Uncritical approval of President Obama's policies is the hallmark of the Nodding Donkeys which comprise his party and administration.
by Anti-totalitarian April 17, 2014
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donkeyshow

a porn, usually a good one, involving a girl and a donkey giving each other head and pleasuring themselves with peanut butter
Alex's mom loves to participate in the donkey show on the spice channel.
by Lauren Barton November 1, 2003
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Donkism

An up and coming religion created by ryan d and ezra p, to serve the purpose of spreading the word of donkey to those unfortunate lost lambs who know not of donkey.
Jacob is a member of the church of Donkism, he enjoys spreading the word of doooonkey.
by The Pope of donkism May 29, 2009
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