donkey kong 

Ass king (not in a flattering way) - more apropos would be the inverse or "King of the Asses."

Diner 1: "Did I just hear what the dude at the table behind us just said?"

Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."

Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"

donkey kong by machBailz May 31, 2007

donkey kong 

The insertion of a banana into the rectum during a sexual act.

"There was a fruit basket beside the bed, so I gave that bitche the Donkey Kong."

donkey kong by Tons of Fun July 15, 2008

Donkey Kong 

A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.

"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."

Donkey Kong by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r January 20, 2009

Donkey Kong 

When a man is laying on his back with a woman is riding him cowgirl style, and she wraps her man-feet around his neck.

Dude, when Katie and I were fuckin, she blindsided me with the Donkey Kong! I nearly tapped out.

Donkey Kong by 2tonemafia March 13, 2011

donkey kong 

The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.

DK. DONKEY KONG!

donkey kong by DatBoi425 November 28, 2017

Donkey Kong 

A person who sits in between two males while simultaneously jacking them off in a primal manner.

Yo! What did y’all do last night man!?
We watched Netflix with (insert name) & she gave us a Donkey Kong!

Donkey Kong by Emperor Thrawn September 24, 2019

donkey kong 

Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls

That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro

donkey kong by fortniteblazer420 October 3, 2019