Dolested

Door molested. Usually occurs after 3 or more pints of beer when going past a door so clumsily that the handle somehow catches on the belt straps, on the rear of your trousers. It it unknown how this occurs and is often called an act of satan

Bill: *Downs the tankard* IMM gunnahh... go get summslepp.

Joe: Ok, then.

Bill: AH. AHHHH. THE DOOR IS ATTACKING ME!!

Joe: Shut up Bill. You're only being dolested.

by mehmenmike December 15, 2013

Dosent

A word, Madde up by Shanti Tankred Lingen, that gets bullied 4 No reason by 4sluts, vaktarorten2017, loluferrari and tildakassburger

"When your brother dosent love you"

by Loluferrari January 23, 2017

dolenda

A girl you can see at her best if you can handle her at her worst. They're sneaky, manipulative, and a majority of the time are emotionless to almost anything but are known for getting excited just as quickly. They react to things either really slowly or not at all. They have their dumb moments but these gals are true comedians at heart. They can also be prone to insecurity and find themselves constantly comparing themselves to other individuals. They're athletic but can't stand the thought of being fat or slightly overweight.

"There goes Dolenda... Looking pissed as usual."

"Yo, Dolenda, can you smile for once?"

"Y'all won't believe what Dolenda just said...bitch had me on THE FLOOOR!"

by GEtimes_40 December 8, 2017

dalentine

A gay Valentine's that involves an orgy. It's only comes once a year. The gay orgy usually involves whips and hardcore sex objects.

Dude I celebrated Dalentine's last night. Do you want to see the cuts I got from it?

by Someone35898 December 13, 2017

dalentine

It's a Valentine for gay men. They celebrate it with a hardcore brutal orgy. It usually contains whips and other painful sex toys.

Dude I celebrated Dalentine last night . I have so many cuts on my back.

by Someone35898 December 13, 2017

delenti

Delenti, a male devil like creature. Usually scares souls out of people when they go to Hell. He gaurds the gates of Hell to make sure the gays feel welcomed.

"Make sure you say hi to Delenti on the way down."

by Beatle-juice September 14, 2019

Delenté

Originally an Italian last name, proud parents named their only son this from a fellow friend's last name. Then they learned it is originally found in Early Spanish - Italian versions of The Holy Bible. Scripture Exodus 23:20 translated into English : "Behold I send an angel before you to guard you and guide you." His parents had no idea how awesome and truly fitting his blessed name would be!

Delenté, where should we go today?

by RoyalHeinzy March 31, 2021