doinker

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").

"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."

by EJ Spode October 22, 2008

doinker

fat booty , fat ass

That girl has a doinker

by alexjenkins30 September 14, 2021

Doinked

The feeling when you get really fucking blazed with the boys

Let’s go to the barn with charlbog, rusty K, gaustin and Malik and get doinked

by Charlbogblazedog420 March 31, 2021

donce

To dance crazily in a hilarious fashion

* GeneralHessinger donces

by shellcase September 5, 2004

dointer

An idiot, or a stupid tool. Someone who isn't cool or is just plain LAME.

OR

Someone who is a complete waste of effort or time.

"Man, Rick is too much of a pussy to ask Sarah out. What a dointer."

"Rick ain't never gonna get any...dointer."

by hip to the jive April 11, 2010

doiner

A complete and total jackass who loves to talk about himself, interupts others to talk about himself and speaks very loud about themself desperately trying to seem cool when all they are doing is making a complete "doiner" of themself.

"Can u beleive that new guy Matt? what a total DOINER"!!!

by corncobb January 2, 2008

Doinker

White silly boy with a tendency to get burnt when exposed to the sun light. You can identify them easily as they have a very big penis. If you have one under your care you must know their diet is strictly based on steroids and powder.

-Suh dude.

-Oh, look! Is that a tomato?
-No, it’s just a doinker...

by Doinka69 April 28, 2019