dork shelf

a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display

Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.

by supirio March 9, 2010

dork-com boom

A movement started around 2015 when lots of companies herded towards "becoming a tech company", driven primarily by the fear of loosing out.

Dork-com companies are those who lost sight of their core business and shed their best people to embrace a new "digital business" that never took off.

These companies will subsequently be seen in the same light as Y2K, the Kool Kardashain Kard and selfie sticks.

Good new, our largest competitor joined the dork-com boom!

by cre8destiny October 12, 2018

submitting to the Dierks Side

When one reverts to their college behavior after a couple years in the real world. Especially if your college behavior involved being a whore mongering drunk.

Dude, Craig was real drunk last night. I think he was submitting to the Dierks Side.

by Swanagram February 19, 2010

Dork

a person in which is both academically inclined and fans over things, also is silly and clumsy.

"gosh they are dorks".

by lilypad1207cupcake January 8, 2016

bamf dork

1. a person who is so dorky that their a bad-ass in their own way

Dude, even though throwing cards is kind of dorky, you're pretty much a bamf dork at it.

by millernm November 25, 2010

doorknob question

Those are the dreaded words that doctors hear as they place their hands on the doorknob to leave the treatment room at what they think is the end of the patient encounter. The patient then tells the real reason that they scheduled their visit. This phenomenon frequently is the culprit that disrupts the doctor's schedule for the rest of the day.

Kayla turns back for what doctors know as the "doorknob question", or the embarrassing symptom turnaround.

by bobene November 14, 2011

Dork

Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.

You are such a dork.

by Blah November 19, 2003