Dotard

A Simpleton. Idiot.

Dont Do That You Dotard!

by All Hail The Monkey Man October 14, 2003

Dogtard

Dogtard, short for Dog Retarded, refers to dog owners that repeatedly do stupid things with their animals such as allow them to run out in the street off leash, or leave them alone in a car when its hot outside.

I saw another Dogtard at the dog park today. His german shephard started picking on a smaller dog and he just stood there, picking his nose.

by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011

Dotard

Weak-minded old person.

1. Our new teacher is a total dotard, she just lets us walk out of the class at any time.

2. Living near an old people's home means I get to see dotards all the time. Yay.....

by ZangyTangy4 December 20, 2010

Dotard

An idiot, simpleton president who can't take his eyes off the teleprompter.

George "Dubya" Bush

by lycosagain April 7, 2004

DotArd

Somebody who is hopelessly addicted to the Warcraft map, DoTA

DotArd: lo0l, lieK do YoU waNT tO iS paLy dOOta wid MeH??/
Normal Guy: Go away, DotArd.

by Random Dude Person June 26, 2008

Dotard

Definition of Donald Trump by Kim.

He has the mental capacity of a dotard.

by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

Daddy Dotard

The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.

Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!

Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!

Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!

Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder

Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018