Dmitri

A boy who enjoys long walks on beaches, dances with the aunties and drinks with the older gentlemen.

All round good guy, albeit a bit weird sometimes.

Always looking out for that special girl who can make him as many sandwiches as he wants.

Man: hey is that Dmitri over there?
Woman: Yes he loves hanging out with the elderly lot
Man: is he dancing with that guys wife?
Woman: Yup...

by LAGehan November 23, 2021

Dmitri

A russian dude who created the periodic table. He is also coming to nuke you.

That Dmitrincreated the periodic table

by Peter Snider December 10, 2021

Dirty Dmitry

when you stick your finger up a homies booty hole and he gets shit on it and you slowly smear it across his forehead like Simba and lick it off.

"Bro... I just caught Dan giving john a dirty dmitry again!"

by WhatTheActualFuckingFuck March 09, 2024