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Dimas is the most sexy and seductive boy y’all ever meet. Besides his colosal cock, he will make you wet with his smile. If you find him, take care if you don’t wanna be pregnant instantly.
OH MY GOD! DIMAS IS RIGHT THERE! HE’S BREAKING THE GROUND WITH HIS COLOSAL COCK!
by YeeLord December 2, 2021
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Disaster-tastrophe

dis·as·ter·tas·tro·phe

dih-zas-ter-tas-truh-fee

1. A sudden occurance causing great loss of life.

2. A major misfortune, mishap or failure, that effects a number of people.

3. When words like Disaster or Catastrophe just won't describe the situation well enough.
Quote from Ted Bear: "Your on an international flight, and the {Bastard's gone dodgy. Perhaps an albertross with poor eyesight has confused your plane engine for a mate, and smacks RIGHT INTO IT, mucking up your one snug commute into a spiral Disaster-tastrophe."
by Granadier92 September 2, 2011
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natural disaster genocide

When a natural disaster wipes out huge numbers of a populace whether it be in a town, city, state/province even a country, one could consider it to be a natural disaster genocide.

While genocide is often described in definition to be deliberate, it is the connotation of the word that brings about the definition of natural disaster genocide.

Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, droughts & floods are some of the most popular forms of natural disasters that often yield high casualty rates.
Haiti was a natural disaster genocide, an earthquake affected over one third of the country killing and displacing thousands.
by Byron The Bomb January 15, 2010
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One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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diaspora

1. A dispersion of people from their homeland.
2. A local metal band from Atlanta Georgia.
1. The Armenians in America are a diaspora.
2. There was a huge mosh pit when I saw Diaspora in concert in Atlanta.
by Pat November 7, 2004
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dinasaur hed

A meme from the Lostpedia forums. It started when someone made a very badly worded post asking if anyone had seen an "invisable dinasaur head" on a recent episode of Lost.

"Hed" was not actually said in the original post, but it ended up being morphed into that by other posters.

After a few pages, the thread became about taking quotes from normal posts on the Lostpedia forums and putting them over screencaps from Lost to make it appear like the characters are saying those things. The thread currently has 17,368 replies and counting.

The meme has even been recognized by the writers of the show after it was entered several times into a contest to decide the name of the finale episode of Lost. Damon and Carlton, the writers, joked about the name and called it the "worst finale codename".
Have you heard about the invisibul dinasaur hed on Lost?
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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human disaster

(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.

Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.
Wait did he really just say that on television? Oh my god he's such a human disaster.
by detectivejane January 22, 2014
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