diverds

A term commonly associated with your everyday salmon. This is the type of kid who talks in old english and fucks anything that walks. Once you are accquainted to this magical fish, you will be unable to resist his peculiar tendencies.

I knew that something was fishy when I found that pack of condoms in diverds backpack.

by btown nk June 1, 2010

Diversity hire

Most middle management in alot of industries have to tick at least one diversity box to be allowed to be promoted however a diversity hire was taken on purely to tick boxes and usually more than one. Example black, transgender lesbian head if HR equality department.

Why would someone so stupid be given a management position when there was lots of better candidates?
The company needed to reduce the gender pay gap so had to do a diversity hire.

by Owen Jones will save humanity February 1, 2021

drivers license

the masterpiece of a song by olivia rodrigo. in zed song she subtly shades her rumored ex, joshua basset.

“have you heard drivers license by olivia rodrigo? shit goes crazy.”

by tired toe cramp January 10, 2021

quim diver

A courageous soul, practiced in the art of feasting on the illusive Big Montana, and relishing the associated juices and sauces. A quim diver can never get their fill of the meaty folds.

Nessy is a champion quim diver - never has someone been so thirsty for sweet slit nectar.

by the Zenith September 29, 2009

Key diver

Getting a small hit if cocaine by dipping a car Key or any other similar device into the sack usually because your in a hurry or riding in a vehicle.

Dude1: dude, you got a key or a credit card on ya?
Dude2: yeah why?
Dude1: hurry up and un tie that sack and get us a couple key divers going before we pull up in front of the bar.

Dude2: good idea I'll roll the sack around and try to break the chunks up so I don't waste any or puke

by Cheetoman69er November 5, 2016

Diversion Ring

When a good looking women uses an ordinary ring on her wedding finger to make strangers believe she is engaged/married, and to divert prowling men away from them.

Also known as CBR (Cock Block Ring) The death of all men on the pull.

Victim - Hey gurl, Can I grab you a drink cause you my type babe?

Woman - Look at the finger durrr!!!

Victims Friends - Man you've just been fucked by the Diversion Ring!!

by bENbENocONNELL March 20, 2017

Diversity spinoff

When a movie or show with traditionally white characters is rewritten to star with persons of color; ie ghostbusters 2016 or the new James Bond movie

Have you heard about the new Bond movie? Yeah it’s a diversity spinoff.

by Little spoon July 15, 2019