Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is a combination of 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen (di = 2, mon = 1), which creates H2O. It is a completely safe element, but a hoax that was created in the 1990's as an April Fools joke got popular that said that DHMO was a chemical that was a substance that was contained in things such as acid rain, nuclear power plants, etc.
John: "Have you heard about the chemical Dihydrogen monoxide? I read that it was really dangerous and it's even in our water and food!"
Steve: "No, that is just water. Do more research and don't believe everything you read online."
Steve: "No, that is just water. Do more research and don't believe everything you read online."
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(noun; adj)Girls in your neighborhood that have more money than you and think they're better than everybody else. They are almost always white. They all look alike, including Blonde or light brown hair (including blonde highlights). They're extremely white yet they're this horrific fake-bake color in between a tangerine and wheat bread. Also, they walk around in packs, and often go shopping in packs. They always have boyfriends, and when they don't have boyfriends they're life is meaningless. They get by life by pouting their lips, pushing up their boobs, and twirling their blonde hair. They are Brooklyn's equivlent to a Valley Girl. They also love getting drunk and taking pictures of their drunken state and photos of them making out with other Ditzy Wendys. They almost always have a Myspace account.
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Girl 2: Because you're an attention whore.
Girl 1: ...I don't get it.
Girl 2: You constantly try to be the center of attention in ALL of our classes.
Girl 1: Oh, yeah.... What were we talking about, again?
Girl 2: ...How much of an attention whore you are.
Girl 1: Oh, yeah! What's an attention whore?
Girl 2: Are you really this goddamn ditsy?
Girl 1: What does that mean!? I'm so confused!
Girl 2: *facepalm*
Girl 2: Because you're an attention whore.
Girl 1: ...I don't get it.
Girl 2: You constantly try to be the center of attention in ALL of our classes.
Girl 1: Oh, yeah.... What were we talking about, again?
Girl 2: ...How much of an attention whore you are.
Girl 1: Oh, yeah! What's an attention whore?
Girl 2: Are you really this goddamn ditsy?
Girl 1: What does that mean!? I'm so confused!
Girl 2: *facepalm*
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