Dandruff Ditcher

A joking insult used when your joking around with someone.

You Dandruff Ditcher!

by Pepperpede October 14, 2022

Shit Ditcher

A bad citizen dog walker who does not pick up their canine pet's poo.

That tank top wearing guy with the Huskie is the biggest shit ditcher in the neighborhood.

by ReReDuce January 28, 2025

Serial ditcher

A person who always ditches a plan in the last second.

You can never trust John to show up, he is a serial ditcher.

by Gremlinlad53 November 21, 2025

Queen's Dutchery

Upon completion of lovemaking, you pull out and give the girl a pearl necklace while shitting on her head. Alias, Jason Chaffin.

Suzie didn't like it when I gave her the Queen's Dutchery on the first date.

by Jeffrey Perisho December 3, 2007

Ding Dong Ditcher

A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.

Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.

“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”

“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.

by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025