Dieseling

Dieseling (v.) - to dream of, think about, speak of, or look at Vin Diesel in a manner synonymous to religious worship

man my friend and i were totes dieseling last night all over his facebook page

by vindieselsunday February 17, 2013

disposing digested food

Also known as DDF.Its when you have to poop a lot.

"Ugh,be right back I have to do my DDF stuff...."Jimmy said."What's DDF?"Bob said."Disposing Digested Food"Jimmy replied.

by helloihavecripplingdepression May 3, 2017

Disposing of an asset

When the continuation of depreciating a long term tangible asset at a diminishing value becomes unprofitable or purposeless, so the company decides to dispose of the asset at a stipulated cost which is below book value resulting in a loss which is then offsetted against the companies profits. A transaction of this nature is usually made when the asset becomes dormant and ineffective, even though it may well still be in the beginning of its life expectancy. The disposing of as asset is also written off the Balance Sheet as a long term investment and making way for a more effective and valuable long term asset.

If there is capital to be made on disposing of an asset, then both parties agree to a value where under the table cash transactions are made (off the books) and a much lower value is agreed upon (on the books) which is then recorded as a loss and offsetted against the companies net profit.

Rupert Murdoch: "I got rid of Alex!" James sighed, "I thought he was an asset, turns out he was nothing but a liability"
Alan Bond: "What do you mean you got rid of him, hope you didn't kill him"
Rupert Murdoch: "Nah, there's no gain from killing him, I sold him to the opposition and i made a profit"
Alan Bond: "Ahhhh, now I can see how Wendi Deng has asianized you"
Rupert Murdoch: "What do you mean by that?"
Alan Bond: "Nothing!, you know hoe Asians are carnivorous when it comes to money, it looks like it's rubbing off on you"
Rupert Murdoch: " Yep, learn Alan, disposing of an asset requires a lot of foot work if you know what I mean".

by A=L+P January 19, 2018

Dissing up hearing

When a block in a video game disappears and reappears in a different place in the level.

Those blocks keep dissing up hearing on me!

by anonymous January 13, 2021

diskofinger

Danish term for the act of fingering someone whilst dancing on the floor at a party or club.

Girl A: "Dude, where have you been for the past 30 mins?"
Girl B: "Ferdinand gave me diskofinger on the dancefloor!"

by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

Discofinger

1. The act of (discreetly or not-so-discreetly) fingering someone while dancing on a crowded dancefloor. A bold fusion of rhythm, risk, and raw attraction. Often occurs in dim lighting, with loud music as perfect cover.

2. Can also refer to the person performing said act:
"Look at him go — that guy's pulling a full-on discofinger!"

Example 1:
"We were just vibing to the beat, and then boom — next thing I know, it turned into a discofinger situation."

Example 2:
"She gave me that look, and I knew it was about to be a discofinger kind of night."

by Iktænkpådet April 10, 2025

dildolingo

Someone who uses 'dildo's a lot and is a complete dumbass who uses duo'lingo'

He's such a dildolingo

by Maelsplayz August 3, 2025