your mom in disguise

A variation on the overused and passé phrase 'your mom'. Can be used in any instance or situation in which 'your mom' would normally be used.

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw yesterday!
Person 2: Your mom in disguise!

by Your Mom in Disguise April 29, 2017

master of disguise

One that is capable of destroying all the loopholes in ones search history.

Jack: dude, my older brother's friend is a master of disguise!
Tom: Lucky! I got grounded because I didn't know his magic!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE

HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.

A: Show me how to lie.

B: You're getting better all the time.

A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?

B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.

by Fgyjt February 27, 2022

disquise

a disguise, but squisey,,

IS THAT ROSE IN DISQUISE

by cucklord66 October 9, 2017

Disguise

One problem with disguises is that there are also such a thing as lookalikes. Expecting someone to stop what they're doing and make time to determine whether someone they know has disguised themself or whether they're working with a lookalike accomplice isn't a realistic expectation.

Not deceiving people is simple, just like being direct is simple. A disguise is someone trying desperately to throw someone off, if it is even them in disguise.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Whittaker's Disguise

Also known as a "courtesy flush" when using the bathroom during a particularly nosiy dump.
When one feels the anal sphincter stretching to release excetement one must hastily turn around and push the full flush button thus disguising the noise of the dump in a flush of running water.

Glen- "Oi why do you have to be so fuckin loud in that stall?"

Mitch- "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"

Glen- "A Whittaker's Disguise wouldn't hurt!"

by TGI Opak April 3, 2008

master of disguise

Those who not know who the master of disguise is doesn’t deserve to live on this plane of this existence, Robbie Rotten is famously known as the master of disguise,his disguises are so great a town population of 10 people can’t figure out it’s him also it’s a song he sang in Lazy Town

Robbie Rotten: I’m the master of disguise

Everyone: we’re not worthy

by Apples are better then oranges January 31, 2019