Dispation

A state of stress in which extreme distress and anticipation are combined to produce a state of emotional train-wreckage and memory loss solely for the information being tested. Prolonged dispation causes periods of anterograde amnesia. May also be linked to post-exam blackout drinking.

They didn't print enough copies of the exam? This dispation is killing me - I won't even remember how to write my name by the time I get a test!

by so.hashtastic May 30, 2013

Dispatcher

Kolya Haliw, hoe ass

What an amazing dispatcher!

by Scarypancake October 29, 2018

Dispatched

Dispatched means you have finished your drink.

Have you finished your drink yet?
Yes, it has been dispatched!

by DISPATCHED April 4, 2019

Dispatch

a garbage, simply a trash, worse than coronavirus, didn't care about someone's privacy

Fuck you dispatch.

by nonexisted May 18, 2020

disparatchio

When you’re in a state of xotwod.

This weed is gas dawg I’m straight disparatchio.
Yo leave me alone I’m in disparatchio.
I can’t stop listening to the weeknd, I think I have disparatchio.

by Joemamaisobese April 11, 2022

Dispatcher brains

One load of empty truck

An empty load going to a delivery. Dispatcher Brains

by Mav967 November 24, 2022

Dispatched

Idiotically used as an alternative on social media as a substitute to the act of “unaliving”, doesn’t make sense in this given context. The actual definition pertains to the summoning of a group or entity hence the position of ‘dispatcher’, whose job is to solicit police response in particular.

Officers were dispatched at the scene after reports of a crazed assailant. Reports of ‘shots fired’ were quickly called in upon first contact.

by I Speak for the Truth November 30, 2025