discombobulated

Feeling disconnected or unbalanced.

I keep forgetting things this week; I'm discombobulated.

by Megan February 5, 2004

dildometry

the perfect science of being a complete and total tool...

what the fuck is this dildometry?!? what the hell are you idiots doing?!? jesus fucking christ!

by Ayhch February 12, 2010

Discombobulafucked

Extremely cluster fucked.

A situation that has gotten out of control.

A fuck of clusters

Strewn around, unorganized

My room is discombobulafucked.

This whole situation is discombobulafucked.

Im discombobulafucked in the head

by Chris Mueller August 2, 2008

Discombobulated

A very discombobulating way to say confused

Just seeing this word makes me so damn discombobulated ...

by LSY August 29, 2009

discompopulated

The disturbing transformation of a familiar habitat (hangout) by a sudden zerg of non-indigenous groups (douche-bags, immigrants).

1. Jim and Ed no longer went dancing on Fridays at their local gay bar because it had become discompopulated by straight college kids who loved DJ Cumshot.

2. "No way I'm going to the that discompopulated Water Park, it's just Mexicans and Somalis and their gazillion kids."

by deemann October 30, 2011

Discombobulate

Confused, messed up, not in place

I'm so discombobulated!
My brain is very discombobulated
These books are very discombobulated

by Sammi Grantham April 17, 2006

Discomboobulated

Having discomfort with your boobs; breasts are feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Jenny: "Why is Sarah such a bitch lately?"

Fred: "Well, her breasts have been a bit discomboobulated lately."

by Flipflop510 March 30, 2010