Tom's Disco Day

Brought to you from the makers of Disco Day and Dave's Disco Day.

This is a Disco Day taken from your place of work when everyone actually knows your not sick but for some reason just accepts that you're not coming in and does nothing about it.

The evidence of this usually stems from a physical injury sustained over the weekend which allows continued movement and general celebration throughout the weekend but prevents journey to and from your place of work.

The most audacious Disco Day so far.

Tom did a half marathon on Sunday and tweaked a foot muscle. He made it out on the piss on Sunday evening but hasn't been seen at work since. He must be in a great deal of pain to take a Tom's Disco Day.

by Steve-o April 27, 2006

new york disco diet

When a party girl or drunk girl swallows a cum load after giving a blow job to a man.

That club rat was so skinny she must have been on that New York Disco Diet

by MakeShift September 7, 2007

Disco_Dan

1. Consumer of "* Ramen"
2. Owns an undriveable Plymoth Caravel
3. King of the Bustors
4. Plays the bust'd games on his bust'd computer

It's the first of month, I'm going to Aldi's to get some ramen.

One day I'll push my car to the dealership for $5000 in trade.

Disco_Dan plays QIII and Tribes 2.

Disco_Dan: "I pwn'd j00~!!!11"
DJ Inside: "Your a f****** camper"
Disco_Dan: "I'm the Master of Quake 3"

Disco_Dan: "I hate UT2k3..."
DJ Inside: "Why?"
Disco_Dan: "I wanna make the floors brown and the rockets into boxes..."
DJ Inside: "...." (gives blank look)
Disco_Dan: "What? I built my system for Tribes 2."

by DJ Inside February 17, 2004

disco doula

A woman who assists another woman on the dance floor during a K-hole experience and also after she's vomited from consuming too much alcohol. An experienced disco doula can not only continue partying and keep her friend from being thrown out of a club, but also find a way to keep said friend partying once she's climbed out of said K-hole.

Oh, man without my disco doula at the ready I'd have never been able to keep up with Modeselektor at Decibel fest this year. Thank you disco doula!!!

by theanoeticist October 4, 2010

Disco duck

One who mocks disco music and the culture surrounding it. Not quite to the same extent as the "Disco sucks" mob.

Disco, disco duck.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Disco Day Syndrome

A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.

Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).

Results in frustration for the sick person.

Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.

Dave had a stinking cold but all his colleagues believed he was taking a Disco Day.

by Dave December 9, 2004

Disco Delight

Disco Delight makes all your dreams come true. For it to work, you must be having a delightful time filled with tomfoolery and silliness. The result is similar to a drug-induced psychedelic journey to becoming the person you want to be.

Cannot be purchased. Must come from within.

Did we sing "A Whole New World" at karaoke last night, complete with gestures of a magic carpet ride, imaginary views, while gazing into each-other's eyes? What a Disco Delight!

by DiscoDelight November 18, 2010