Dire Straits

"To Dire Strait someone"

Getting rid of dates gone boring or irritating 'friends' by playing air guitar on minute long solos from overrated songs like 'Romeo and Juliet' or 'Telegraph Road'.

"She was going on and on about her mother so in the end I had to Dire Strait her..."

"I simply used the Dire Straits Method and away he was..."

by Geoff Wode April 20, 2006

Dire Straits

A homophobic band that uses the word 'faggot' to demean gay people.

Dire Straits are a homophobic bunch of rednecks.

by sensitive liberal December 30, 2005

were dire bitch wife

A person of either gender who is exceptionally tall, angry, and controlling.
The person needn't be female, though this trait is most common in people of the double-x chromasome persuasion.

Patty: You know, girlfriends who don't let you go to opening week at Gabby's grow up to be were dire bitch wives...
Jordan: Yeah, dude.

A: Wow...Vee-dub is going to be such a were dire bitch wife if she ever gets married. Damn-sauce...
B: Oh my gosh, I know...

by The Adrians April 5, 2008

dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*

fart

Person 1: "dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*"
Person 2: "fart"

by ditooooooooooooos April 4, 2022

Dire Straits

One of the bands that influenced me into playing guitar. I'm a metalhead and as much as I love heavy guitars, I have alot of time for soft, fast guitar riffs and solos.

Dire Straits is the tits

by UltimateDoge March 15, 2023

dire

adjective used to describe hall canteen food

A: what’s for lunch today ?
B: oh god, it’s broccoli bhajis again
A: wtf why are we paying all this money when the food is so dire

by regsramiler April 15, 2024

Being Dire

state of being a hoe ass bitch.

I was talking to my friend and he was being dire.

by JonTro April 28, 2021