dirdles

the tiny turds that you have to squeeze out at the end of a good sitting of pootime. average diameter: 1/4 inch

"Holy crap dude, flush your dirdles."
"Hey guys, look at my dirdles."

by shermanious September 8, 2005

dirple

Large breasted women that only get dirty on their nipple area of the shirt they are wearing. Dirple/Dirples ( dirty nipples )

Look at Tonya she's been working on the ranch! She has dirples..

by Ranchie girl January 1, 2017

dirlewanger

A dirlewanger is someone who does the world a great service by ridding it of vermin. Named after Oskar Dirlewanger.

What they did was great! They are real dirlewangers!

by MC April 17, 2004

dirche

A combination of the terms "dirtbag" and "douchebag". used as a codeword by women to describe men who are scummy and have surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole.

That guy is such a total dirche I can't believe he would sleep around with all those girls when he has a girlfriend.

by lisi October 13, 2005

diclet

A man who is an asshole but he THINKs he is "it" and his dick is the size of a piece of Chiclet gum.

Dan thinks he is it but he really is a diclet.

by Can't tell ya but middle initial of J is a clue! May 5, 2006

Dirchealyinass

(n).Someone who is a dirty, cheating, lying, asshole.

Mike Leffel is a dirchealyinass.

by Laurzzzz January 22, 2005

Diocletian

To preform a Diocletian is the high water mark of a EPIC sexual life. The move requires four separate girls (one from Turkey, one from Serbia, one from Italy and one from Germany) and three other bros. First you make it appear like you are going to have all 4 girls to yourself. Then you invite the other bros in, each to take one. All present climaxing at the same moment.

The ultimate expression of power and bro.

That must have been one crazy party, i heard Chet got a Diocletian to work

by Classical Biographer Plutarch December 28, 2010