One Direction Hater

Someone who doesn't like One Direction. Someone with no taste in music. Someone who's just pressed for no reason.

Person 1: I'm a One Direction Hater
Person 2: *walks away*

by harryscoucounut April 17, 2021

Directioners

Directioners are fangirls who are totally obsessed with the UK Boyband One Direction who leak a whole album(not just songs), hacks security in the boy's hotels and shops. They fight with other fandoms and hate on celebrities like Taylor Swift and The Wanted. They give new directioners fake information about them and they give intelligent comebacks at people who insult the boys. They burn people if necessary and suspend verified accounts. They stay in their rooms the whole day to fangirl over them and blog about them but only come out to eat food. Directioners call people 'carrots' when they pronounce Louis's name as 'Lewis', when they get hold of the wrong information about the boys, tell them about the mushroom joke and say 'extraordinharry', 'amazayn', 'phenomeniall', 'fabulouis' or 'brilliam'. They are the meanest fandom who make fun of other fandoms. Celebrities also admit that they are crazy. They even found the boy's exact times and hospitals they were born. They even stole Liam's boxers and they found their penis sizes. They are the only fandom that can laugh like crazy, cry and look #done within 4 seconds.Elounor and Larry shippers fight with each other all the time. YEAH WE'RE THE WORST!!

Peasant:"Ew one direction is so ugly and gay!!"
Directioners:"I hope you get motorboated by a porcupine or given a blowjob by a motherfucking shark."
Other fandoms: You insult us, we insult you back.
Directioners: You insult us, we turn your insults into a joke. We use reaction pictures and make you as uncomfortable as humanly possible.
Stupid:"Why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back.
Directioners:"Why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway."
Boy:" They are only famous for their looks "
Directioner:"Yeah so I bought their album just to listen to their face."
Irrelevant person:"One Direction has no talent."
Directioners:"I don't wanna be around you. I don't want you in my environment. I don't want you in the motherfucking city. If I could move to Jupiter, I would but I wouldn't be able to motherfucking breathe."

by Harryseyeball May 24, 2014

Dicespin

1) A really ignorant student who makes his university look bad with his dumb fucking answers on the Wheel of Fortune.

2) A total dumb-ass.

That guy tried to solve the puzzle with "The World's fastest Can" on Wheel of Fortune. What a Dicespin.

by core memory dump May 29, 2014

Dicedcarrots

Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.

"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"

by Peter Glum January 8, 2008

Rum Dice

Quite possibly the best drinking game ever invented involving rum and dice.
Discovered in Thailand at the beginning of the 21st century, this game involves throwing dice into a wooden box and drinking rum shots if you lose (or win).

Hey punters, anyone want a game of rum dice?
Na, fuck off Cletus, no one likes that game...
You guys are all fags!

by James Laurence February 2, 2009

directioners

aliens that came down to earth to invade humans by singing loudly "bAby YoU LiGhT uP mY wOrLd LiKe NoBoDy ElSe", cry all day long over the hiatus and louis saying "i LiKe GiRLs WhO eAt CaRrOtS" and hack harry's mom's icloud to find larrys proofs but find hendall's pictures instead.

larrystylinson_28: my mom just told me what's wrong bc i was singing and crying infinity since 11am. And it's 7pm. Guess i'm not ok i-
imiss1ddd.mitam: OMGGGG GUYS I JUST FOUND AN UNSEEN PICTURE OF ZAYN AND LOUIS IN 2010 I MISS ZOUIS SO BAAAD I'M GONNA CRY BYYE.

loueh.isobviously: us directioners are CRAZY i can't believe we really hacked an airport's cameras just to watch them doing nothing for 10 minutes straight i-

by carrotboy.ftdt19 January 25, 2021

i used to roll the dice

A joke translation of "Vivi La Vida" by ColdPlay

I used to roll the dice, feel my dick in my enemy's ass
Listen as the crowd would sing, now the old king is dead. Lol.
One minute I held my nuts, next my balls were closer on me
And I discovered sans. Apon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt
I hear Jackie chan singing, omae wa mou shindeiru
Beat my meat
My soooooooooooooos
For some reason I can't explain, why we live in a sociaty
Were gamers
Don't rule the world.

by The blabber mouth February 26, 2021