Dipstick
I’ve been begging my girlfriend to let me dipstick her
After I got dipsticked I couldn’t taste for a week
After I got dipsticked I couldn’t taste for a week
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Dipstick
a moron's moron who is both stupid and foolish. A dipstick is clumsy, has a large brain which they never ever use. A dipstick can't think and won't think before they do or say anything. A dipstick is always happy doing stupid things and will often believe they are wiser than Richard Dawkins
Obama: No Donald, don't drink that bleach! ( Takes a sip and sticks UV light to his backside)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)
Dipstick by Ode to words December 4, 2023
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Dipstick
The act of someone sticking their finger in their rectum, forgetting they did it, and cooking food with their bare hands. Very common in South Asian street food.
“Dude, did he just dipstick?”
“No bro all he did was scratch his ass and cook. He didn’t stick it in there. Big difference.”
“No bro all he did was scratch his ass and cook. He didn’t stick it in there. Big difference.”
dipstick lesbian
Although Sheila is herself a lipstick lesbian with all the make up and frills,her new girlfriend is the dipstick lesbo who works at the body repair shop.
dipstick lesbian by Esteban Leo May 13, 2005
dipstick marker
Typically extremely bright fuck-me-red lipstick used to suck someone's cock.
Sometimes also referred to as "cocksucker red."
Sometimes also referred to as "cocksucker red."
Cherrie skillfully applied her favorite shade of dipstick marker before going out, knowing full well that she would allure every guy at the club for a chance at satisfy her craving for cock.
dipstick marker by Orally Fixated November 25, 2013
dipstick maneuver
When a man takes his erect penis and inserts it down a female's esophagus far enough to reach stomach contents. He then removes his member to discover what the female had last eaten.
dipstick maneuver by Bill Motlet February 18, 2015
dipstick test
When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.
dipstick test by JohnsonSwellz June 17, 2016