diploma

Flimsy sheet of paper encased in cardboard. Usually put above the fireplace on the mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. Signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. Contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the institution. Makes parents happy and gives suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.

Successful Adult: Diploma, eh? Yes. Yes. I remember getting mine. You know, I work in a field that is totally unrelated to my major in college. Oh, well. Enjoy your diploma. Yep, those were the best years of my life.

by crazy b January 9, 2006

shotgun diplomacy

1. A form of negotiations where heated lead is exchanged instead of heated words.

2. Negotiating in which one side gains leverage by threatening violence.

1. Once they found out I turned them over things got rough but I got out ok with a little shotgun diplomacy.

2. Either you give me the money, or I have Bruno here use a bit of shotgun diplomacy on your ass.

by Ecks Romana April 9, 2009

Big Dick Diplomacy

Derived from Theodore Roosevelt's "Big Stick Diplomacy". Big Dick Diplomacy refers to an extremely sexually active man who is a nice guy, but gets women to sleep with him with his big dick. This eliminates the need "Speak softly but carry a big dick, and you will go far."

Dick Cheney actively practiced big dick diplomacy.

by Razzlefrazz May 10, 2013

diplomize

To get shit done. This often, but not necessarily, involves using drinks, chronic, and all the right words.

My friend and I diplomized like only we can, and got that smoking brunette into the hot tub, minus the clothes.

by Pete February 28, 2004

Diploma

a paper that says that you're still a fuck up, but now you can work

Rory: Dude! I just got my diploma
Robert: Sweet dude, now your just a fuck up with a piece of paper sayin your good to work

by iliketomoveitmoveit9876321 November 15, 2009

dipsomaniac

someone who drinks too much on a regular basis
i.e. alcoholic, lush, alky, boozer, too drunk too often

that drunk guy over there is a dipsomaniac

by becky r. December 27, 2005

Diplomatic Counter-Strike

A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.

Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.

The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.

Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.

Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.

"THE DEAL HAS GONE SOUR! CAP 'EM ALL! DIPLOMATIC COUNTER-STRIKE NEVER WORKS"

by Paddy O'Mally August 14, 2008