dipdo

Dipdo is an adjective, for someone who is both a dipshit and a dodo

Him: A dipdo is someone who's both a dipshit and a dodo.
Her: What's a dipshit?
Him: You don't know what a dipshit is? You're such a dipdo.

by icoineddipdo June 6, 2018

Diploma Mill

Fraudulent institutions of higher education, sometimes lacking accreditation, which grant diplomas that are either fake or worthless. Historically a they have not been accredited, but with the increase of online schools, most now are accredited and offer a course load so easy, or based on loosely defined "life experience", so as to render their education valueless.

Also known as a Degree Mill

Well known places that are diploma mills include Trinity Southern University, Walden University, Trump University, Wesleyan International University, and Prixo Southern University.

by David McBride March 24, 2008

Diapooparea

What happens when you feed too much lettuce to guinea pigs.

Stop giving those guinea pigs all that lettuce! You are going to give them diapooparea.

by garnetK October 25, 2015

diploma

Flimsy sheet of paper encased in cardboard. Usually put above the fireplace on the mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. Signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. Contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the institution. Makes parents happy and gives suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.

Successful Adult: Diploma, eh? Yes. Yes. I remember getting mine. You know, I work in a field that is totally unrelated to my major in college. Oh, well. Enjoy your diploma. Yep, those were the best years of my life.

by crazy b January 9, 2006

shotgun diplomacy

1. A form of negotiations where heated lead is exchanged instead of heated words.

2. Negotiating in which one side gains leverage by threatening violence.

1. Once they found out I turned them over things got rough but I got out ok with a little shotgun diplomacy.

2. Either you give me the money, or I have Bruno here use a bit of shotgun diplomacy on your ass.

by Ecks Romana April 9, 2009

Big Dick Diplomacy

Derived from Theodore Roosevelt's "Big Stick Diplomacy". Big Dick Diplomacy refers to an extremely sexually active man who is a nice guy, but gets women to sleep with him with his big dick. This eliminates the need "Speak softly but carry a big dick, and you will go far."

Dick Cheney actively practiced big dick diplomacy.

by Razzlefrazz May 10, 2013

diplomize

To get shit done. This often, but not necessarily, involves using drinks, chronic, and all the right words.

My friend and I diplomized like only we can, and got that smoking brunette into the hot tub, minus the clothes.

by Pete February 28, 2004