dingledongdoorknocker

a very huge erect penis

i was with my girl friend and she wanted to ride my dingledongdoorknocker until she feel asleep.

by Mr.rambow October 5, 2009

DingleDong

DingleDong is a term for a penis that is good-looking and extremity long and Dingly.

Girl - "Oh, I didn't know you hade a dingledong!"

by itsBlackNight June 1, 2021

Dingledreads

When a guy cums in a girls hair and she accidentally falls asleep, forgetting about it until the next day. When she wakes up the next morning it looks like she has partial dreadlocks from the dried semen in her hair.

This can also happen if she does not realize the jizz has gotten in her hair in the first place.

"Thank God I had a hat in my car, I totally forgot Billy blew a huge load in my hair and I have a mad case of Dingledreads!"

by raoul_duke12 and shredqueen May 13, 2010

Dangied

"Dangied" is to royally screw up the spelling of any Word in any language.

"Hleo gysu" - Dangie

"Wow, you really Dangied that, huh?" - Not Dangie

by Dangie-Hater-#1 October 16, 2020

dingie

Thingy- dingie
Definition 1: something small and useless that has to be done.

Definition 2: An object that is smaller than it commonly is.

I want to to go see a movie but i still have this dingie i have to do.

John's dingie is really small.

by J.Y January 22, 2009

dingledonker

(Noun) A silly or foolish person. A doofus who means well, but finds ways to screw up stuff. A naive social media poster who posts first and thinks later.

To all you dingledonkers unknowingly posting, liking and sharing potential propaganda on Facebook, stop.

by TheBabypj November 2, 2020

dingledong

a dingledong is the diarrhea that you have but when you wipe the toilet paper is dry and spotless

i took a massive dingledong so i didn't have to wipe

by dkhjgvasflokujwsgbjhasvfjhabdv January 7, 2021