Ding ding

penis

person: I have a huge ding ding!!
Other person: same * winks *

by 4ria August 14, 2020

ding ding

A word used against someone when they are being just plain out dumb and have 2 fucking brain cells

Victor is being a ding ding

by DARKMATT3R December 15, 2020

ding ding

Clitoris

Porn actor: Let me see your ding ding?
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!

by ahnkhus February 6, 2022

Ding Ding

it is a word someone uses when they are acting stupid and not behaving to well, also they use it when they are mad at a person .

my dog chewed up a hair clip he was being a real ding ding.

by toast is good April 11, 2022

Ding Ding

A nickname used for a penis.

Hey buddy, how is your Ding Ding after you took it to Slap Mountain?

by Madmonk210 June 15, 2023

Ding Ding

A black dude, normally from Southern Africa.

Hey ding ding, get me a pencil.

by The Racist Guy September 2, 2025

Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning

One day in a foreign land a gaelic gladiator stood upon a hill green as emeralds. He simply rung his bell three times and screamed on the top of his lungs "Ding Ding Ding, Top of morning!!!!" His scream was so loud he made his neighbors go deaf and the subreddit r/jacksepticeye was formed. Today the gaelic gladiator resigns in brighton and goes by the name Seán. His legend lives on in our hearts and 24 million people now know of his call.

"Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning!" screamed Sheila trying to wake up her parents.

by hjthere May 22, 2020