dildosity

Supreme stupidity, beyond moronic, absolute and complete idiocy.

Mike Martz letting the clock run down at the end of the 4th quarter in this year's playoff game.

by Ken Castillo January 10, 2004

Dildosaurus

A giant douche bag, and or dildo. Someone who gets on other peoples nerves.

Jeez, why is Joe such a dildosaurus?

by TK9X3 July 8, 2010

Dildoes

People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.

1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.

2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?

All of them.

by roofus j. January 26, 2011

dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005

massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

have dildos in your pocket

To be stupid or dumb

"Your so dumb, you have dildos in your pocket"

by jasper277381 November 26, 2013

Dildorse

A giant horse-like creature with the head of a dildo and the body of a hippogriff. This creature stalks your houses and climbs in yo windows snatching yo people up.

Hey look at that dull dildorse in that persons garden

by CRALOS July 3, 2012