Dishonorable Fist

The Art of the Dishonorable Fist is an ancient martial art that specializes in busting balls, trashing testes, squashing scrotum, and knocking nuts.

Monkey Steals the Peach is one of its most well known techniques.

Famous masters of the Dishonorable Fist include Jules Stryker, Thaddeus Lowblow, Hamad de Balzac, and Joe Chambeau.

by auaiomrn August 21, 2011

Medal of dishonor

The guy who purposely puts his squad or team in danger just to earn a medal of honor because daddy never loved him, while the people around him call him a pure jackass and how he did not get court marshalled.

Person 1: God damnit! Briggs almost put us in fucking danger with that close artillery! The fuck is he doing trying to get a medal of dishonor?
Person 2: Yeah. $20 says that he's going to get court marshalled.

by Tardotheassmonkey January 28, 2019

dishonest

Your teacher when they wish you luck on your test

The teacher began the test by saying "you have 70 minutes, good luck". We all knew he was being dishonest.

by Lgrec5 May 15, 2015

dishoveled

When one is physically and mentally exhausted from shoveling large amounts of snow.

Guy 1: Man you look pretty bad

Guy 2: I'm just a little dishoveled after that last 4 foot snow fall.

by DaBosssssss March 9, 2011

dishonorable discharge

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.

My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.

by brownbagspecial January 27, 2009

dishorderly conduct

The point of diminished returns hording

I can't find anything in the rats nest
So my life's choices lead to this conclusion.
I am guilty of dishorderly conduct.
I found myself in the maze I created holding on to things while I let myself go

by Tonythetiler December 19, 2021

DISHOOM

The main sound effect for any violent scene in Bollywood movies.

*Man shoots other man*
DISHOOM!
*Man punches other man*
DISHOOM DISHOOM
*Man falls down stairs*
DISHOOMDISHOOMDISHOOMDISHOOMDISHOOM...

by Mrs. Pornosaurus Rex December 26, 2008