Deibert

A whore-ish commi who enjoys racist slurs and Steven King. Can be found laughing hysterically at the misfortune of others.

Get that Deibert out of my pants!

by Don't wory about it.. March 25, 2007

Dilbert hole

1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.

2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.

1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.

2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!

by Unstable Sub-Genius February 25, 2023

dilbert

to throw a brick at a person or object, often with hatred and
disgust (or as an act of revenge)

That Kevin dude was annoying me all day so i dilberted his office and car *high 5*

by Jamie Saunders December 14, 2008

dilbert

a pointy green stubby plant that grows on a fagnolia tree grown by a naked midget that stains cement or you can throw at people.

hey man we wrote on the side of the pool with some fresh dilberts and then threw them at people in the pool today

by shawn pasley July 27, 2006

Deibert

A retarted spike hair boy who eats food from the garbage.

Quit being a Deibert!!

by Blake Spector September 24, 2003

Dilbert

Anything representing utter stupidity or hate twoards utter stupidity.

by Dee-Devil February 5, 2003

Dilbert

A retarded mop that gives you a back ache when you use it. When you say it, you must say it as though you were menatlly retarded.

Hey Tori, I was using Dilbert and he made me want to shoot myself.

Whose Dilbert?

That retarded dollar store mop!

by Ashley and Tori May 29, 2007