dickwiffer

A person who is generally a pain in the balls.

A man with crotch rot.

Hey,dickwiffer leave me the fuck alone.

Stop scratching your balls, and take a bath you fucking dickwiffer.

by Chris10541 July 13, 2006

Dick Wig

Hair inadvertently wrapped around your dick.

My girlfriend sheds so much hair, I have dick wigs on the regular.

by Nipnips4 May 18, 2018

dickwith factor

If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.

A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.

by Maintenance Man April 28, 2014

Dickgiggle

The pain you feel when you have to pee but are sitting passenger in your friends car and they mess with you while they drive I hitting the brakes or going over bumps knowing that you can't go pee right that second.

My friends are assholes I have to pee so bad they keep hitting the breaks and giving me dickgiggles.

by The OGAK December 10, 2017

dickwife

noun.

A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"

This is my dickwife, Karen.
I now pronounce you man and dickwife, you may kiss the bride.

by Kettugasm February 23, 2011

dickwagon

Someone who is a homosexual to an extreme, where they carry people's dicks around all day.

Oh my god, Jeff is such a fucking dickwagon

by Cale Middleton June 29, 2007

dickwick

Commonly found in morbidly obese people, the dick wick is when the offenders belly protrudes above and beyond the normal beer gut duty and covers the genitals completely, rendering urinals useless to the hapless gorger. Said offender more often then not has to wash with a rag on a stick and has not seen his genitals in years, also has to sit down to pee...

Heh, he has such a dickwick his wife suffocated trying to find it to give him a B.J.

by Tungsten Fearkat (meerkat) December 6, 2007