Dicksmith

A unique type of wordsmith; a person who is unusually apt at inventing new words that begin with "dick."

Me: Last night was amazing. After your inspiring story your new nickname is DB.

Sima: I honestly don't know what the B is. Dickblaster?

Me: hahaha. keep guessing.

Sima: Dickbitch. Dickbencher.

Me: Dickbencher?!?!

Sima: Dickblow. Dickbloomer. Dickbunch. Dickblender. Dickboom.

^^^Dicksmith.

by dbfan8989 April 26, 2014

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dicksmith

A man or woman who constructs crude, but functional, dildos in their garage.

My friend is a great dicksmith. $25 for a 8-inch. What a deal, am I right?

by rnkn June 20, 2017

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Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.

"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"

by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011

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Dicksmithing

Picking at and eating pieces of leftover food while preparing it for storage.

Hey, quit dicksmithing that salmon, will ya? I want to have enough for a sandwich tomorrow!

I made such a good roast last night...I totally dicksmithed it while I wrapped up the leftovers.

by Berryyrreb September 1, 2014

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