Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008

dick tease

a girl who looks pretty good and flirts with a bunch of guys but doesn't actually like them or want to have anything to do with 'em; leads people on

ex1. lifeguard who'll let you put your feet in the pool but won't let you jump in.

ex2. forest ranger who give matches to a pyro and tells 'em not to burn the forest down.

Hey look at that girl. She's such a dick tease, kinda reminds me of that jennifer miles girl who likes chicks.

by Cricket September 13, 2004

Dicktastic

To make such a dick move that it requires a new category

Jukes and Ada didn't know why they were gonna do at Michaels so ben told them to get two xbox controlers from Colins without telling them they were going to Michaels even tho Colin and Michael are good friends. what a dicktastic move

by Baby Roth February 28, 2010

Dickensed

The destruction of all that was once fun following the introduction of "Charles Dickens" to a household.

They had an amazing social life, but then her girlfriend got 'Dickensed' at university and things were never quite the same. Now she drinks wine on a week night and contemplates employing subterfuge and the cover of darkness to procure more of said wine.

by Boredgirlfriendofunistudent#87 April 13, 2010

dicktastrophe

A disaster or otherwise calamity involving one or several penises.

The penis slasher is on the loose! There's going to be a dicktastrophe!

by el jefe de booth April 28, 2014

Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.

Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?

by Falling Down January 14, 2016

Dickbeater

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004