dickstarter campaign

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.

It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.

by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014

mid dicksman

A male who performs oral sex on a woman while she still has the dick in her.

He ate the cunt merangue while the other guy fucked her. He is a mid dicksman.

by Swampy McSwamperson January 15, 2019

Dickmerry

(n) A person or thing that is simultaneously happy and a douche

ex: "Todd you are such a dickmerry for laughing at Sue after she got hurt."

by Annes March 2, 2009

dicksea damilo

some times I don't wanna be happy

person 1: you seen dixie damilios new song?
person 2: dixie? do you mean dicksea damilo?
person 1: um no that's not how you spell it...
person 2: like a damn sociopath

by Lilian7190 May 31, 2021

Dickmark

The bruise that results from dick-whipping someone; generally seen on the face.

He pulled out, busted a nut on her chin and dick-whipped her so hard it left a dickmark that lasted for five days.

by aceface April 15, 2004

Dickheart

1. A word jewish people use to insult people.
2. A word to describe that your dick is where your heart is and vise versa.

Dave called us all dickhearts.

by Brett Snyder October 10, 2005

dicksmash

when you smash yo girl face wit yo dick SON!!!!!

IM ABOUT TO DICKSMASH YOU

by Ashton_Bombardment February 17, 2017