When an event occurs where you suffer from the precise balance of grief or pain that both properly calls for calling something (or someone) a dick and reacting with the word shit, a dickshit moment occurs due to an uncontrollable reaction that happens faster than your mind can decipher the most appropriate word to use in said event.
by SillyTurtle August 23, 2016
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by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008
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by Kid Dickwell December 9, 2009
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These books are intended for people who can't bear light, humor and must be oppressed by dark, overly-philosophical crap.
Esp. Self help books by male authors which are basically randomly dark philosophical statements stringed together
These books are intended for people who can't bear light, humor and must be oppressed by dark, overly-philosophical crap.
Esp. Self help books by male authors which are basically randomly dark philosophical statements stringed together
by Blue~Flame February 27, 2010
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Get the Dickclit mug.One who has had much experience of dicks, and if a person has had a superior amount of experience of dicks they can be a member of The Guild Of Master Dicksmiths. This term can also be used to to offend someone verbally.
Hay Bri I was watching that band Silent Slave last night.
( Bri ) What were they like???
Not bad, but the lead guitarist is a real dicksmith
( Bri ) What were they like???
Not bad, but the lead guitarist is a real dicksmith
by Jodi Henson June 20, 2007
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