dickstand

an early morning hard-on

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.

by papadac June 30, 2007

Dickhands

The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.

"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"

by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012

Erbin dickshinary

The retarded form on urban dictionary.

I lak erbin dickshinary

by I'm da bezt fool July 4, 2017

dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)

'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'

by visxera July 30, 2007

Dicksand

Dick sand, as in quick sand but with boys.

When a girl gets lost in whatever relationship she’s in and truly never figured out how to not only be single, but to be OKAY with being single.

From the movie How to be single.

Look Felicia fell into some dicksand again.

by Felicia please ;-) August 18, 2016

dickshunnery

A convent dedicated to lexicography.

edjog is getting on a bit in years, thus finds considerable amusement in daft puns, like dickshunnery.

by edjog November 7, 2005

dickshinery

a shiner; dickshine. someone who sucks too much weener, shines it.

what is this dickshinery?

by SuperDINOBadass May 30, 2009