dickwod

a dickwod is an annoying person

"STFU dickwod"

by Dickwod May 7, 2003

Dickroll

When one is on Chatroulette and is unwillingly exposed to someone's dick. This is a variation of the rickroll, albeit a much more disgusting one.

For one who exposes their dick on Chatroulette, see dickroller

Aw, dude, I was on Chatroulette and I got dickrolled!

by gods-shoes April 9, 2010

dickwod

A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.

I need a new dickwod - this one is almost saturated!

by davard August 16, 2004

Dickrolling

No one really knows what Dickrolling is. Not even the inventor of the term of the chief Dickroller knows what Dickrolling is. A term used to describe something nobody knows anything about!

What are they doing? Probably Dickrolling...

by Jo3 Dirt February 12, 2018

dickrider

N. The polar opposite of a hater. someone who will praise their favorite band/artist/actor/athlete as if they were Jesus of Nazareth, and take any criticism of that person as a personal insult.

Guy 1: Dude Lil Wayne is really overrated. he's not deep at all, and knows no other topics other than guns, weed, and sex.

Guy 2: OMG STOP HATING MAN! WAYNE IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! WEEZY F BABY!!!!

Guy 1: Ill stop hating when you stop being a dickrider.

by young enigma December 11, 2009

Dickrodynamic

Completely shaved and ready for intercourse; so as to make it faster for the penis to insert in the vagina.

"That bitch was dickrodynamic. She was sleek like dolphin."

I shaved everything below the waist to make it as dickrodynamic as possible. Mama needs to clear dem cobwebs.

by HoneyKittens April 14, 2021

Dickwod

Someone who is a dick and also dumb

Man, your a dickwod

by MyGameIsLagging November 22, 2018