Dickjitsu

(Note: Has both Noun and Verb forms)

Noun: The subtle art of being a dick. For when a dick move is performed with such a level of care, cunning, and sheer balls that flak for it is unlikely to fall on its perpetrator. A portmanteau of "dick" and "jujitsu". The term was coined by Erica Cantin in Cracked.com's "The 5 Ballsiest Lies Ever Passed Off as Journalism."

Man 1: Wait, so Ben Franklin reported in an issue of Poor Richard's Almanack that his rival — Titan Leeds — had died, and that he had been replaced with an impostor, who was actually just the real Leeds?
Man 2: Yup.
Man 1: ...and when Leeds really did die, Ben congratulated the "impostor" for owning up the the charade by dying?
Man 2: Yup.
Man 1: Wow, that man was like a black-belt dickjitsu master.

by Astrolounge August 27, 2009

dicklit

Term sometimes used to refer to a wordtransman/word's clitoris.

by alice November 7, 2003

dickitarian

somebody who loves dick.

Sam: Dude, I'm such a dickitarian!
Bobby: Hell no homo! Bobarian powers activate!

by Sarah Fuckup February 5, 2009

Dickpire

One who only sucks dick at night.

Dude 1-"I'm not gay! I only suck dick at night!"
Dude 2-"You are like a gay vampire.. You're such a dickpire bro!"

by The one and only Gimpy October 11, 2017

dickapitation

the action or process of a man penis being removed from the body. No anaesthetic is used in this process. Thus it is painful and only to be wished upon the worst of enemies or spouses.

Dood #1: "Hey what did Jill do when she found out Bob was cheating on her?"
Dood #2: "Oh she gave him a hardcore dickapitation!!"

by nelly b July 25, 2007

dicktit

word used to describe someone in a sarcastic manner.

What's up dicktit? how re you?

by Brian aka shwangtwong August 3, 2006

Dick pit

The area where the dick nestles into the balls, thus creating a pit.

"Dont worry about the smell babe, i just haven't cleaned my dick pit in awhile."

by CJay Kilpatrick June 24, 2008