dickpath

The dickpath is what happens when a dick goes on the warpath.

The boss is usually pretty annoying, but today he is really on the dickpath.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

dickpath

A path at the end of which is some dick. Usually used to refer to the series of actions taken by a person in search of sexual activity with a male of the human species.

It's been a while since she broke up with her ex...Johanna is really on the dickpath tonight.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

dickpath

an empath who's also a dick, like those little boys on xbox parties who always know what slur what to call you

Vince: man i hate these little pricks..

Orpheus: they're such little dickpaths.

by cinnayconnoy December 20, 2023

dickomatic

Term for any fuck machine with attachable dildo used for female or homosexual masturbation.

Stacy really loves her multi-speed dickomatic. She even bought the 10 inch super pound-her dildo attachment.

by BDR1968 July 23, 2009

dickovation

To be inspired and motivated when seeing any form of a dick.

Why don't you look at a pic of Tom's peepee, you'll gain some dickovation.

by zing hoy ming hoii January 5, 2017

Dukopathy

Personality disorder. Unhealthy obsession with a particular journalist. Named after Dutch journalist Wierd Duk. People suffering from dukopathy usually confuse constructive criticism with slander. Highly contagious in a Twitter context. When there's a collective outburst of dukopathy (usually caused by bandwagon behaviour), it's called 'dukomania'.
Symptoms include: Creative interpretation of words and tweets, taking words out of context, repetitive use of old screenshots, lack of humour, pompous demeanor, ingroup-outgroup bias.
High-risk groups: People working for Dutch newspapers NRC, De Volkskrant and Jalta. Social justice warriors. Envious bloggers.

"Sufferers from dukopathy tell eachother it's 'ok' to hate Wierd Duk now. Some have recently even started to use fake quotes to justify this hatred."
"Wow. Shouldn't we raise awareness for Dukopathy?"

by De Prof July 17, 2017

dickspatoon

Your mother's sex position. The biddie uses a cheese grater to slice her roast beef on her partner. While he collects the residue on two brioche buns and eats it with some Worcestershire sauce. All while watching G-force.

What did you and Shamima do last night??
You already know we did da dickspatoon!!

by ABDULAHS PENIS March 22, 2020