A special competition between two males that often occurs AFTER heavy consumption of alcohol in which each adorned contestant needs to prove his superior masculinity over his rival. Often times, this will take place during an afterset (a party that occurs at someone's residence after an alcohol-serving establishment has closed for the evening). In order to crown the winner of the competition, each contestant must lay his erect penis down on a table and measure the exact length and exact width of the male organ. An appointed judge with no bias towards either contestant must then multiply the measurements (Length x Width) of each contestant and calculate the final statistic. The winner is determined by comparing the final statistic in a "greater-than/less-than" assessment.
For example: Contestant #1 dimensions are 6.75" in length and 2.75" in width, equaling a score of 18.5625. Contestant #2 dimensions are 5.75" in length and 3.25" in width, equaling a score of 18.6875. Therefore, since 18.5625 < 18.6875, Contestant #2 gets to claim the fame of superiority.
For example: Contestant #1 dimensions are 6.75" in length and 2.75" in width, equaling a score of 18.5625. Contestant #2 dimensions are 5.75" in length and 3.25" in width, equaling a score of 18.6875. Therefore, since 18.5625 < 18.6875, Contestant #2 gets to claim the fame of superiority.
Jerome: "Kevin and Dan each think that they're packing more pud than the other."
Giorgio: "Why the heck does it even matter?"
Jerome: "I don't know. I think that they're gonna have a dick-off in front of the ladies at the afterset in order to crown who is king, once and for all."
Giorgio: "Whatever."
Giorgio: "Why the heck does it even matter?"
Jerome: "I don't know. I think that they're gonna have a dick-off in front of the ladies at the afterset in order to crown who is king, once and for all."
Giorgio: "Whatever."
by Strangle-Dangle June 14, 2010
Get the dick-off mug.1: UK szlang. To celebrate, to be awesome. "We're eating pizza and drinking champagne, we're kicking the dick off life"
2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"
2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"
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by eric mcleir April 5, 2019
Get the Rip your dick off mug.1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".
2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.
3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating
2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.
3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating
1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.
2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.
3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.
2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.
3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"
by sannak June 18, 2006
Get the wipe your dick off mug.A superlative that is meant to express the highest form of something, to be so excessively "verb" that your penis is actually, or has the potential of, metaphorically falling off. Not meant to actually mean that your penis is detached from one's body. Can be used by both male and female parties.
Thought to be another form of "my ass off" as in "laughing my ass off."
Thought to be another form of "my ass off" as in "laughing my ass off."
Example 1:
John: "Ey, I haven't slept for three days, I'm sleepy"
Robert: "I haven't slept for five days, I'm really sleepy!"
Patrick: "I haven't slept for a month, I'm sleepy my dick off!"
Example 2:
Michael: "Dude, could you pick me up a free water?"
David: "Why don't you pick one up yourself at the concession stand?"
Michael: "Because I'm thirsty my dick off, but I'm also 'not wanting to pay 5 dollars for a water' my dick off"
Example 3:
Paul: "Damn, check out that girl over there, she's so fine"
Richard: "Hell yeah, she's sexy my dick off"
John: "Ey, I haven't slept for three days, I'm sleepy"
Robert: "I haven't slept for five days, I'm really sleepy!"
Patrick: "I haven't slept for a month, I'm sleepy my dick off!"
Example 2:
Michael: "Dude, could you pick me up a free water?"
David: "Why don't you pick one up yourself at the concession stand?"
Michael: "Because I'm thirsty my dick off, but I'm also 'not wanting to pay 5 dollars for a water' my dick off"
Example 3:
Paul: "Damn, check out that girl over there, she's so fine"
Richard: "Hell yeah, she's sexy my dick off"
by TheSnowman1 October 15, 2010
Get the My Dick Off mug.A "fuck you!" sort of exclamation.
Usually uttered at someone regardless of their gender, in extreme frustration or anger.
Typically accompanied by a double flip of the bird.
Usually uttered at someone regardless of their gender, in extreme frustration or anger.
Typically accompanied by a double flip of the bird.
Dorian: So yeah, I think we should break up. I met this SUPER hot girl at Sebastion's party last night. We totally made out.
Helen: WHAT? You bastard! Rip yer dick off!!
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July: They signed me up to take weights this year and I'm really not athletic. Is there any way I can transfer out of it?
Mrs. Svenksbottom: No. All the other classes are filled up.
July: Noooo! Rip yer dick off!!!!!
Helen: WHAT? You bastard! Rip yer dick off!!
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July: They signed me up to take weights this year and I'm really not athletic. Is there any way I can transfer out of it?
Mrs. Svenksbottom: No. All the other classes are filled up.
July: Noooo! Rip yer dick off!!!!!
by Patricia Brare January 21, 2009
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As he reaches the point of no return a picture of the horrible Blue Waffle pops up and his mom barges into the room.
John loses his wood.
John has experienced a Dickoflop.
As he reaches the point of no return a picture of the horrible Blue Waffle pops up and his mom barges into the room.
John loses his wood.
John has experienced a Dickoflop.
by Rammage June 25, 2010
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