Dicknapped

When a hookup’s dick is so bomb that you’re captivated and coming back for more. This is purely based on physical attraction to the dick, and nothing about the one who has the dick.

Friend 1: “My hookup was so good last night that I’ve totally been dicknapped.”
Friend 2: “So when are you guys hooking up again?”

by meatloaf536 May 24, 2019

Dickapedia

A person constantly reminding you of Wikipedia articles, and usually has no friends and follows people around

That Fucking nerd is being a dickapedia for reciting all those Wikipedia articles

by freonjake April 14, 2009

dicklash

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

by turntable August 13, 2008

Dicklash

(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.

Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!

guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do

by papplemanger July 13, 2010

Dicklashed

Marked with a red welt from being whipped by a penis.

Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

dicktape

someone who clings or hangs around gay people or just losers

"dude, jeremy is such dicktape"

by fuck-a-roma smith October 10, 2011

dickarse

a great word invented by bleepstreet

want some vinegar with that dickarse?

by bleepstreet September 25, 2004