dickage

The general deployment of the Male member, in a literal sense, most often its employment in sexual situations. Dickage, while a subjective term, is something that can be discussed and rated by various parties.

While there are several reasons why she may have broken up with me, I can guarantee you it had nothing to do with my dickage.

by Solanas69 February 13, 2019

Dickage

/dik-ehj/
Verb/Adjective
1: A slang term to refer to the specific sexual action of thrusting back and forth repeatedly into a partner's orifice, scientifically known as DPS (Dicks Per Second)
2 The act of screwing one over or getting screwed over yourself

e.g
1: "My partner and I had so much fun last night! They broke their record and clocked a total dickage of 20!"
2: "As soon as Dream revealed his face, Dream Stans the world over felt major dickage to learn he looked ordinary. Perhaps they could've used this time more productively by contacting their father figure."
3: "My boss announced a substantial pay cut after I worked overtime this whole week! Some major dickage on their end."

by Anonymous Teen 133 October 10, 2022

dickbagger

A Dickbagger is the combination of both a Dickbag and a nigger

When someone exceeds the limits of being both a Dickbag and a nigger.... They fall Into the dickbagger category.

by John Snow! November 4, 2022

cerebral dickage

having weird thoughts or thought diarreah

fuck man im suffering from cerebral dickage rn

by arloc_official August 25, 2023