John: Its been a while since I pissed, man. This'll be a while.
Dave: You better do the dick whip dance or you'll be in there for days.
Dave: You better do the dick whip dance or you'll be in there for days.
by Geraldines buttcrack December 10, 2014
Get the Dick Whip Dancemug. by white hot lovin January 21, 2010
Get the brown dick whipmug. Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.
1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.
by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012
Get the Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whackermug. by Anonymous Cactus October 11, 2012
Get the Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wankermug. A penis which has shriveled due to cold weather and now resembles the popular milk chocolate and vanilla fondant sweet.
Everyone stared in awed silence at Jimmy's Walnut Whip Dick,. Jimmy shrugged 'It's bloody baltic out here!'
by Peggyatthestar September 15, 2015
Get the Walnut Whip Dickmug. A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.
by the badger killer December 12, 2012
Get the HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@mug. When a female is extremely delu over a nigga that wants nothing to do with her anymore just because the dick was good.
Girl tell me why Karina is still texting Kevin’s phone like “i love you, i want you back.” even though he’s moved on months ago ctfu sis gotta be dick whipped for sure.
by Caroline256 July 25, 2019
Get the dick whippedmug.