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dick's sporting goods 

dick's sporting goods sells dildos and vibrators

diluc's dick size 

something very very tall/ big.
oh that guy is really tall!
he's diluc's dick size tall! WHOA!
diluc's dick size by dickluc July 7, 2021

Satan's Dick Syndrome 

When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever

Mc Dick's 

Mc donalds, the place where people get fat. The fun way of saying it.
Hey man let's go stop at Mc Dick's! I feel like a Big mac!
Mc Dick's by jojo_my_mojo December 9, 2008

Moby Dick's Dick 

A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.
Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...

Son: But my father please don't go...

Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
Moby Dick's Dick by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015

cutting dick's 

to out do or outshine a friend. 1 up somebody.

Eddie is always out here cutting dicks. His rims are bigger and his stereo is louder.
Eddie is always out here cutting dick's.
cutting dick's by Chozen317 September 8, 2020