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delong

Originates from greek mythology the titan Delongulous who had an extrenely large rooster or penis. Has a large dick.
Damn that man is a a Delong for sure!

He has Delongest dick in the land.
by WildCockSlayer June 20, 2014
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deloitte

A place where type-A college graduates revert back to their college tendencies and become raging alcoholics - most likely on the company tab - due to poor working conditions.

Also, another name for an overworked liver due to Friday-night happy-hour binge drinking.
People at Deloitte need to join AA.
by alcoholics anonymous March 31, 2005
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deloitte

Indentured servitude.

Limited liability partnership that takes the hopes of many an intern, which are then dropped down the tree of reality, hitting every branch on their pathetic way down.

The primary contributor to premature aging of middle aged men. Makes 40 year old men morph into 60 year olds.
by Disgruntled Auditor March 31, 2005
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deloitte

Deloitte is a form of slavery, however there are invisible chains that restrain people. The people who realize their destructive plight are usually the ones to quit or die, by that time it's too late. They are usually physically, mentally or emotionally scarred. Alcohol soon becomes a loving companion.
Joe works at Deloitte for 115 hours a day and although he has a family at home, he choses to go to the bar after work in order to forget the preceeding episode of ill treatment.
by Joe Smith May 13, 2005
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Delon

1. (noun) Person. Someone who is always smiling and watches cool youtube videos. Probably has alot of friends. Delons live off butter-chicken. They have awesome hair which look even awesomer when they wear hair-bands. They make you laugh and are pros at hugging. Are really good at playing the guitar.

2. (adjective) A Portugese word meaning huggable and making someone feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

3. A mispronounciation of the word 'lemon' due to a speech impediment.
"Hi I'm a super-cute, guitar-player, huggable, food-savvy male, but you can call me Delon for short"
by rastaduck March 21, 2009
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tom delonge

Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).

He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".

He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.

He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.

His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt

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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes

Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"

Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
by pie_guy May 28, 2006
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Delonculous

An adjective to describe delicious food. It is closely related to the words redonculous and delicious.
The porterhouse steak we ate last night was delonculous!
by Savxms September 3, 2014
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