Eye Dessert

Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.

You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."

Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."

by Vovalicious October 15, 2012

african dessert

If a person comes to kill you and you beat him senseless, then anally violate him.

That Adebisi sure likes African dessert.

by D-Snizlit June 30, 2006

Cookie Dessert

You don't want to know. Seriously, don't even ask.

Hey, wanna come over for some cookie dessert after pancakes & nachos?

by BiggusDickus1 August 23, 2016

Dessert Alert

When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."

Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.

by Uhnah May 16, 2010

Gentleman's Dessert

Drinking a monster energy while smoking a cigarette after supper and before a night of getting rowdy and dangerous

Thinking of slamming a gentleman's dessert before I go spray paint the old bread factory

by Crabwell April 17, 2019

dessert shirt

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.

OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.

by kari1981 January 5, 2011

French Dessert

Sex and a cigarette. Possibly followed by wine and cheese.

Yeah, the date went well. We had dinner and then French Dessert

by IgnisAlbum September 18, 2017