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Desperate Doodle

(noun) Material created in commemoration of a relatively insignificant anniversary in an attempt to draw visitors to your website or shop.

(verb) To create or promote such material.

Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.
Commemorating Edmund Halley's 335th birthday is a Desperate Doodle. Commemorating his 400th will not be.
by Greg Withnail November 8, 2011
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Desperate Kat

Desperate Kat

A twat from Central Europe with a fake English accent who likes to make phonecalls in the middle of the night.

Also likes the sound of her own voice which is quite boring and sends you to sleep or the toilet.
Hey dude!
Yo !
Just had a phonecall from the shaggy haired arsewipe at 2.34 in the morning!
Dont worry mate; it's just desperate Kat!
by Morningpower December 18, 2011
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desperate

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.
Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!
by Matt March 8, 2005
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desperate

a guy who gets punked and or used by a woman.
did you see that kid sonny get chumped by that bitch? that was some desperate shit.
by gringos October 29, 2007
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bi-desperate

An individual who is so desperate for someone to be interested in them that they are prepared to go against their sexual preference, if this will lead to sex / a relationship.
Due to overpopulation of male furries, there is a high incidence of bi-desperation.

He's not actually bi, he's just bi-desperate.
by the_ghost_of_cain June 24, 2004
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desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.
Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!
by bryan November 21, 2004
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Desperate guys on urban dictionary

Men who define a girls name by talking her up as "wonderful" and "amazing" just to get laid
Those desperate guys on urban dictionary need to find a new tactic or go somewhere else
by TheBoxGhost September 3, 2013
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