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Desperate Kat

A twat from Central Europe with a fake English accent who likes to make phonecalls in the middle of the night.

Also likes the sound of her own voice which is quite boring and sends you to sleep or the toilet.
Hey dude!
Yo !
Just had a phonecall from the shaggy haired arsewipe at 2.34 in the morning!
Dont worry mate; it's just desperate Kat!
by Morningpower December 17, 2011
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